Seasons
An intense, arduous and frequently hilarious year in the life of Britain’s most unlikely farmer, Jeremy Clarkson. Join Jeremy and his rag-tag band of agricultural associates as they face-up to a backdrop of unhelpful weather, disobedient animals, unresponsive crops and an unexpected pandemic. This is Jeremy Clarkson as you’ve never seen him before.
E1
Tractoring
Jeremy Clarkson embarks on his path towards muddy misery and potential ruin by running his own farm.
E2
Sheeping
Jeremy decides to get a flock of sheep, not realising the added complications these high-maintenance animals will bring.
E3
Shopping
Jeremy Clarkson decides to open a farm shop to sell his own produce. This sounds like it should be easy. It isn't.
E4
Wilding
Jeremy Clarkson decides to become a naturalist.
E5
Pan (dem) icking
As Covid-19 puts Britain on lockdown, Jeremy suddenly finds that his biggest worries aren't all related to the upcoming lambing season.
E6
Melting
Jeremy discovers why British farmers are always complaining about the weather. It's mostly because it never does what they want it to do.
E7
Fluffing
As the drought drags on and the harvest time gets closer, Jeremy and his motley crew have a fearsome list of jobs to complete.
E8
Harvesting
After months of hard work Clarkson's farm arrives at a make or break moment; harvest time.
Another year in the life of Diddly Squat Farm, run by Jeremy Clarkson, Britain's best-known but least-qualified amateur farmer. In an effort to increase his annual profit (£144 last year) he's diversifying, in the shape of cows, more chickens and his own restaurant.
E1
Surviving
Jeremy Clarkson sets out to diversify, as a way of increasing his annual profit (£144 last year).
E2
Cowering
Jeremy's new herd of cows settle in, but soon reject the fence that keeps them in.
E3
Schmoozing
Faced with Council powers that be, Jeremy uses two of his greatest skills: diplomacy and respect for red tape.
E4
Badgering
Jeremy Clarkson comes face to face with his nemesis: the badger.
E5
Council-ing
The day of the Council's decision on Jeremy's restaurant arrives.
E6
Counselling
The fall-out from the Council's decision continues to fall out.
E7
Scheming
Jeremy's restaurant idea is re-born, and there's not a moment to waste.
E8
Climaxing
Secret preparations accelerate for the opening of Jeremy's restaurant.
After the triumphant finale of Season 2, we return to Diddly Squat to find everything in turmoil. The council has shut the restaurant and the weather is ruining the crops. Desperate for new income streams Jeremy enters a world of pig breeding, goat attacks and mushroom mountains. Meanwhile Kaleb, promoted to farm manager, deals with an unwelcome rival. The funniest, most heartbreaking season yet.
E1
Unfarming
We return to Diddly Squat to find the farm in turmoil. The Council has shut down the restaurant, the weather is making planting crops impossible and c...
E2
Porking
Jeremy sets to work getting the farm ready for its newest residents, some Sand and Black pigs. Meanwhile Kaleb is annoyed when he spots someone else d...
E3
Jobbing
It's Christmas time on the farm and Kaleb gives Jeremy a festive surprise. However their relationship becomes strained as they bicker while getting on...
E4
Harrowing
Jeremy treats Kaleb to something he hopes will help with his farming, and Lisa and Jeremy discover just how tough being pig farmers can be.
E5
Healing
Spring has sprung and rejuvinated Jeremy's farming the unfarmed idea, as he takes on multiple new projects to try and turn a profit from his unused la...
E6
Mushrooming
Jeremy's mushroom empire begins to appear all consuming as he struggles to keep on top of his newest venture and Kaleb and Charlie are off to London f...
E7
Parking
Team Diddly assemble for a much needed building project and Jeremy brings in the Chairman of the British Deer Society to help with the deer management...
E8
Calculating
Harvest time arrives and is tenser than ever, as Jeremy and Kaleb find out how profitable both Jeremy's new projects and Kaleb's arable farming have b...
Jeremy is taking on his most ambitious project yet, setting out to buy a pub that will reignite his Farm to Fork restaurant vision. But the road to becoming a landlord isn’t exactly straightforward, and with new faces, new livestock and new machinery arriving at the farm, life at Diddly Squat is busier than ever.
E1
Solo-ing
Kaleb and Lisa are both away and Jeremy has been left to run the farm on his own. Help is soon needed, and the arrival of a new farmhand to ease the b...
E2
Pubbing
Jeremy has found a promising pub, Diddly Squat’s newest arrival teaches him a thing or two about farming, and the ageing Lamborghini has competition....
E3
Crawling
Relentless wet weather puts the crop planting in crisis, Kaleb returns to find another farmer on his patch, and while his pub search continues, in an ...
E4
Cottaging
There’s a big new arrival at the farm, a much smaller one down in the pig pens, and it looks as though the pub search might finally be over.
E5
Endgaming
It’s the middle of May, the livestock are heading out to graze, and while the goats are going high-tech, the cows are getting a bull-friend. If only p...
E6
Splurging
With his pub plan finally taking shape, Jeremy heads to his first cattle market to buy up some beef. But calling in the experts to help get the pub of...
E7
Hurrying
A diary cock-up turns the pub into a pressure cooker, and the start of the harvest runs Jeremy ragged. Team Diddly Squat will have to dig deep to get ...
E8
Landlording
It’s bank holiday weekend and the pub opens for business. Whether it stays open for business is another matter. Back at Diddly Squat, the harvest resu...
