Seasons
E1
Late for Breakfast
Patrick presents a show about food after missing out on a hearty breakfast.
E2
Bummer Jobs
Patrick and SpongeBob experience the wonders of the workforce.
E3
Pat-a-thon
Patrick hosts a telethon to raise money for snails that can't dance.
E4
Lost in Couch
Patrick loses the remote in the cushions, so he journeys into the couch to track it down.
E5
Stair Wars
Patrick and GrandPat try to pass each other on the stairs, leading to a ludicrous conflict.
E6
Enemies a la Mode
Members of the Star family confront their absurd rivalries.
E7
The Haunting of Star House
Patrick hires cheap ghosts to haunt his house, but he ends up getting just what he paid for.
E8
Squidina's Little Helper
Squidina hires an assistant who's a little too good at his job.
E9
I Smell a Pat
The Patrick Star Show is interrupted by a most peculiar stench.
E10
Terror at 20,000 Leagues
The Patrick Show presents a Halloween TV special.
E11
Gas Station Vacation
The Star Family heads to their favorite resort.
E12
Bunny the Barbarian
Bunny goes on a mid-day adventure to a forgotten age.
E13
The Yard Sale
GrandPat prevents his precious memories from being sold at a family yard sale.
E14
Just in Time for Christmas
Patrick travels through time to find last minute Christmas gifts for his family.
E15
Who's a Big Boy?
Patrick hits an unnatural growth spurt in his late adolescence.
E16
Klopnodian Heritage Festival
The Star Family learns the cultural traditions of the old country.
E17
To Dad and Back
Patrick ventures inside Cecil to learn how the body works.
E18
Survivoring
Cecil takes his kids camping, but Squidina wants the drama of reality TV.
E19
X Marks the Pot
A classic villain returns to his former lair, only to find the Star Family inhabiting it.
E20
Patrick's Alley
The Patrick Show rebrands for a younger audience.
E21
Pearl Wants to Be a Star
Pearl stars in a guest appearance on The Patrick Show.
E22
Nitwit Neighborhood News
Patrick and Squidina report the news around Bikini Bottom.
E23
Mid-Season Finale
The Patrick Show presents the epic conclusion to the first half of its first season.
E24
Shrinking Stars
The Star family finds themselves getting smaller and smaller.
E25
Uncredible Journey
Tinkle, Ouchie, and Pinkeye must venture back home together after being taken away by mistake.
E26
Host-a-Palooza
Patrick gets injured, so his family members take turns hosting the show.
E27
Backpay Payback
Granny Tentacles helps Squidward collect his paper delivery money from Cecil.
E28
House Hunting
The Star family house runs away from home.
E29
Super Sitters
Patrick and SpongeBob go back in time to watch Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy when they were new.
E30
FitzPatrick
Patrick's evil twin cousin shows up to ruin Patrick's reputation.
E31
The Drooling Fool
Patrick's uncontrollable drooling gets out of hand and mouth.
E32
Patrick’s Got a Zoo Loose
A shape-shifting alien runs loose in the Star home.
E33
The Patterfly Effect
Patrick messes with the space-time continuum.
E34
A Space Affair to Remember
While Cecil and Bunny celebrate their anniversary in outer space, Patrick and Squidina throw a house party.
E35
Home ECCH!
Squidina hosts a television show to pass a home economics class.
E36
Fun & Done!
Patrick and SpongeBob try to unlock a dull child's imagination.
E37
The Lil' Patscals
Patrick learns about GrandPat's childhood.
E38
The Prehistoric Patrick Star Show
In a pre-historic era, Cave Pat hosts a show with his family.
E39
The Patrick Show Sells Out
The Patrick Show! gets competing sponsors.
E40
Neptune’s Ball
The Star family visits King Neptune's palace.
E41
Dad’s Stache Stash
Cecil shows Patrick his mustache collection.
E42
A Root Galoot
The Star family brings a mandrake root into their home.
E43
The Starry Awards
Patrick hosts an award ceremony.
E44
Blorpsgiving
Captain Doug Quasar meets Pat-Tron's robot family.
E45
Stuntin’
Patrick gets a stunt double.
E46
Olly Olly Organ Free
In a notion of protest, Patrick's organs leave his body.
E47
Which Witch is Which?
Bunny's mother makes a visit from the old country.
E48
Get Off My Lawnie
Granny Tentacles gets her own spin-off show.
E49
Bubble Bass Reviews
Bubble Bass reviews and critiques The Patrick Show.
E50
Patrick’s Prison Pals
Bunny brings Patrick to prison for "Bring Your Kid to Work Day."
E1
The Patrick Show Cashes In
The Patrick Show sells merchandise in order to fund its second season.
E2
Star Games
Patrick hosts a series of game shows.
E3
Super Stars
The Star Family is a team of superheroes.
E4
Now You Museum, Now You Don't
Cecil works as a security guard at Lady Upturn’s art museum.
E5
10 and 1 Toliets
The Stars’ pet toilet Tinkle has puppies.
E6
Family Plotz
The Star family spends a day playing at the cemetery.
E7
The Wrath of Shmandor
The tiny futuristic city of Shmandor exacts revenge on Patrick.
E8
There Goes the Neighborhood
Patrick and Squidina go on location to interview their neighbors.
E9
Movie Stars
Patrick and SpongeBob work at the movie theater.
E10
Dr. Smart Science
With Sandy's guidance, Patrick hosts a science show.
E11
The Commode Episode
Patrick gets stuck in the bathroom.
E12
Tying the Klop-Knot
Bunny and Cecil need to get married again.
E13
Chum Bucket List
SpongeBob helps Patrick fulfill his bucket list.
E14
Big Baby Pat
Patrick has a nostalgic meltdown.
E15
Is There a Director in the House?
While Squidina is away at camp, Patrick needs a new director.
E16
Star Cruise
The Star family is abducted by aliens.
E17
Best Served Cold
The enemies of the Star family team up to exact revenge.
E18
Tattoo Hullabaloo
Bunny loses a tattoo.
E19
Too Many Patricks
Patrick hires more Patricks to perform at birthday parties.
E20
Much Tofu About Nothing
Pat-Thos shares a Hamdonian tale of love and pork products.
E21
Face Off/Model
Patrick wakes up off-model.
E22
5 Star Restaurant
The Star family works at the Krusty Krab.
E23
At Home, on the Lam
Bunny tries to punish Patrick for chocolate-favored crimes.
E24
Pick Patrick's Path
The Lawnies vote for what Patrick does next in a special "Choose Your Own Adventure" episode of The Patrick Show.
E25
Time to Eat
Patrick hosts a time-travelling food show.
E26
Cleanin' House
While Bunny's in Klopnod, the Star home becomes a mess.
E1
The Fun Bucket
The Star family parties at the Chum Bucket.
E2
The Patrick Show After Dark
Patrick hosts his show after dark, exploring what Bikini Bottom is like at night.
E3
Chopping Spree
Pat the Hapless goes on a barbaric quest to the shopping mall.
E4
All Bot Myself
Pat-Tron works for the Star family.
E5
Star-Robics
In this fitness variety show, Patrick learns how to exercise.
E6
Who's the Dummy Now?
A family of dummies move into the Star home.
E7
Patrick Show Land
The Stars run a Patrick Show theme park in their home.
E8
Legend of the Lost Bathroom
Patrick and Squidina embark on a quest to find the lost bathroom.
E9
Driven to Drive
Patrick learns to drive.
E10
A Patty in Time
Patrick time-travels in a race for the Krusty Krab's newest menu item.
E11
Pat-per Route
Patrick helps Squidward with his newspaper delivery job to compensate for injuring him.
E12
Day of the Dartfish
In the midst of a typical day of scavenging, the Dartfish family discovers a thief in the Star home.
E13
Something Stupid This Way Comes
Madame Hagfish shares tales of Pat-Tron, Pat the Hapless, and Pat-gor.
E14
Thanks But No Thanksgiving
Patrick’s family celebrates Thanksgiving with his mother’s side of the family.
E15
Squidina's Holidaze Special
Squidina has to direct her school holiday play, but her script was mangled by Patrick.
E16
Patty-Poo
Patrick spawns an adorable mini-Patrick who quickly becomes the star of the show, until he outgrows the role.
E17
Swaptoberfest
The Star family celebrates the Klopnodian holiday Swaptoberfest by swapping identities with each other.
E18
Patrickle Jokes
Patrick and Squidina go undercover to investigate a corrupt novelty product factory.
E19
Pat Roast
The Patrick Show presents the "Roast of Patrick Star."
E20
All Out of Idea Bricks
Patrick and Squidina follow their last idea to bring into RandomLand.
E21
A Fool Schooled
After discovering that Patrick never finished behavioral training, the family home-schools him.
E22
Get Ouch
After getting rid of Ouchie, Pinkeye takes over the Star house.
E23
Day of the Living Dad Jokes
Patrick and Squidina must find safety amidst the dad joke apocalypse.
E1
Sitcom Stars
When Cecil's boss visits the house, the Stars get trapped in a sitcom.
E2
The Show Must Go Yawn
When Squidina is bedridden, Patrick has to run his show without her.
E3
The Dated Game
GrandPat competes for Granny Tentacles' love on a dating game show.
E4
Ice Cream Headache
The Ice Cream Man and Ice Cream King team up to capture a mysterious ice cream eating beast.
E5
A Tinkle in Time
Tinkle stumbles into a time-traveling adventure.
E6
TV or Not TV
Patrick and Squidina aren't allowed to watch TV when they spend time with their parents for a day.
E7
Two Pests in a Teapot
When Granny Tentacles goes out for a spa day, Patrick and Squidina take care of her house.
E8
Partial Recall
After Plankton forgets who he is, the Dartfish family adopts him.
E9
The Haunting of Flim-Flam House
Patrick and Squidina help the Flim-Flam brothers hunt the ghost that haunts their house.
E10
Rube Tube
On her day off from the Patrick Show, Squidina helps Rube produce his TV show.
E11
Sea Haw
Patrick hosts a countrified variety show.
E12
Lil' Past-Cals
The Kelpbed Kids travel to the future to get their kicking can back.
E13
Zoo U
The Star family goes on a college tour for Patrick… at the zoo.
E14
A Remembrance of Grand-Past
GrandPat shares his life stories to spoil every movie at the theater.
E15
Pat-Tathalon
The Patricks compete in a series of games for control of the TV remote.
E16
Upturn's Downturn
After driving over Patrick, a court order forces Lady Upturn to live with the Star family.
E17
Terror on Tape
The Stars watch a series of haunted video tapes.
E18
Visiting Vikings
For Leif Erikson Day, Patrick and SpongeBob time-travel back to Viking times.
E19
It's Too Late... With Plankton
When the Stars go to the mountains, Squidina hires Plankton to entertain the Lawnies.
E20
In a Space Pickle
Quasar uses Patrick to communicate with the dumbest aliens in the universe.
E21
Stare Wars
Patrick and GrandPat have a staring contest to compete for the last lick of a baking spoon.
E22
Safety Worst
After yet another Star house disaster, the fire marshal forces Patrick to watch a safety training video.
E23
De-Pat-ment Store
Patrick fails his way up the corporate ladder at Upturn's mall.
E24
Doctor Patrick
After accidentally putting on doctor's clothes, Patrick believes he's a medical professional.
E25
Slumber Party Stars
After Pearl can no longer have a sleepover with Squidina, the Stars throw Squidina a slumber party on their own.
E1
Retreat!
Patrick is mistaken for a corporate retreat leader.
E2
Sidekick Search
Patrick and Squidina hold auditions for a Patrick Show sidekick.
E3
Mass Gramp-nosis
Patrick accidentally hypnotizes Bikini Bottom into becoming GrandPats.
E4
Cart of Darkness
Squidina leads Patrick on a grocery shopping mission.
E5
Braggin' Slayer
In Hamdonia, Prince Shmeat and Tofu Todd embark on a quest to defeat the Maw.
E6
Scaredy Pat
After learning what stage fright is, Patrick fears his own audience.
